Fairy Tale!!!

Someone sent me this today.  It is hilarious.  All girls please read..... and boys can read too.  Hahaha.. I like it very much...

This is a fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little:

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Once upon a time

in a land far away.

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a beautiful, independent,

self-assured princess

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happened upon a frog as she sat

contemplating ecological issues

on the shores of an unpolluted pond

in a verdant meadow near her castle.

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The frog hopped into the princess' lap

and said:"Elegant Lady,

I was once a handsome prince, 

until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

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One kiss from you, however,

and I will turn back

into the dapper, young prince that I am

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and then, my sweet, we can marry

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and set up housekeeping in your castle

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with my mother,

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where you can prepare my meals,

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clean my clothes, bear my children,

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and forever feel

grateful and happy doing so."

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That night,

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as the princess dined sumptuously

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on lightly sauteed frog legs

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seasoned in a white wine

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and onion cream sauce,

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she chuckled and thought t herself:

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I don't fuckin think so.

And... the princess did Live Happily Ever After... just like all fairy tales. :)